hey guys this is a rly important announcement i will be going on a year-long hiatus starting tomorrow bc theres no wifi at hogwarts ha ha l8r u dirtbags suck it
do you ever get that feeling when you look at something and just get chills because it is so god damned awful
me if i ever get sent to prison
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog
so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other, not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit.
people that will always talk in caps with you are the best people because that means instant friendship
who did this
I’m gonna scream